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Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:42

Автор: Rogue 10 8.7.2006, 17:44

English language is my favorite. I like its pronansination. I can write anything in English.
But what exactly should we talk about here?

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:46

About everything but we must use English, only English.

HAve you ever been to english-spoken country?

Автор: Rogue 10 8.7.2006, 17:48

About everything but we must use English, only English.

HAve you ever been to english-spoken country?

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:49

English language is my favorite.

Автор: Rogue 10 8.7.2006, 17:50

And what about russian language? Do you like english more?

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:52

Me? No. But I'd like to cause it's my dream. I though translated from English into russian language. And I'm pretty good at it.

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:53

i like English. But hardly ever i can talk on it.

Автор: Rogue 10 8.7.2006, 17:54

And my translation is one of the Iternet sites for my dad's forest production company. Well I translated other things too but that is the largest.

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:56

Today i have made translation about Bastila Shan from Wikipedia.
But I want More and More.
I want to translate text about Corran Horn.

Автор: MS_Dos 8.7.2006, 17:58

Hello people.
I have been learning English 11 years already and i still learning it.Speaking about countries which use English language i can say,that 2 years ago i was in England(London).I were there for 2 weeks.

Автор: Rogue 10 8.7.2006, 17:58

Corran Horn,
What can I say? When you start translating something it gets you every time. What's for Corran Horn - good luck!
MS_Dos
Greetings. And good luck in all your efforts too.

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 17:59

Hello people.
I have been learning English 11 years already and i still learning it.Speaking about countries which use English language i can say,that 2 years ago i was in England(London).I were there for 2 weeks.

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 18:00

What can I say? When you staty translating something it gets you every time. What's for Corran Horn - good luck!

Автор: MS_Dos 8.7.2006, 18:03

Yes it is really beatifull.Old castles,wonderful forests and hospitable people.Also as we know it has a great history.I made two projects about it.
Ye,eleven years already.
My favourite cue is-I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Автор: Корран Хорн 8.7.2006, 18:05

MS_Dos
England - is my dream!
11 - My expearence is not so big!

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -

Sorry! I must go! Good Bye, People!!!

Автор: Rogue 10 8.7.2006, 19:29

My favorite queotes from SW:
"This is where the fun begins."
"Army or not, you must realize YOU ARE DOOMED!"
"They are still coming through! This is impossible"
"Concentrate on the moment; feel, don't think - use your instincts"

Автор: Daemon05 8.7.2006, 23:53

wtf

Автор: Lex47 9.7.2006, 1:28

Speaking about English in SW... Darth Vader's voice is undoubtedly the best voice of any movie's "bad guy" I have ever seen. Jeez, it can never be pronounced like that in russian... Absolutely outstanding. =) And, well, certain phrases of heroes and villians (and every phrase, that James Earl Johns said in SW ) sounds in English much better, emotional...heroic or evil. I don't know for sure, maybe it's because of some effects or actor's proffesionalism, or, maybe dubbing team's lack of skill, time or enthusiasm... Whatever. Since I got DVDs of all six episodes, I've never seen it in russian. And I always prefer to see film like it was meant to be seen. And you?

Автор: CYPHER 9.7.2006, 1:45

Lex47
I'm too...
My dream - visit England
Корран Хорн
Double posting - great evil!! Be careful with that!

Автор: Death 9.7.2006, 1:52

Автор: Daemon05 9.7.2006, 1:54

mwahaha mine inglish is very bad
i just can't spel tha words proparly
but i want studied in the oxford
%))))))))))

Автор: Лапусиния 9.7.2006, 17:10

Hello, my english friend!

Автор: Корран Хорн 9.7.2006, 18:24

Корран Хорн
Double posting - great evil!! Be careful with that!

Автор: Лапусиния 9.7.2006, 18:36

Let's talk an chinese language? Because I сhinese know better, than english

Автор: Lex47 9.7.2006, 18:49

Лапусиния
That's a nice alternative, but I think very few people can speak chinese in here...
P.S. And don't get it in wrong way - I'm not one of them

Автор: Лапусиния 9.7.2006, 19:10

Lex47
U know сhinese???

Автор: Headacke 9.7.2006, 19:45

And my - too!!!!
Wimbledon///

Автор: Rogue 10 9.7.2006, 20:12

Me too.........
Federer FOREVER.........

Автор: Lex47 9.7.2006, 20:31

Лапусиния
A little inattentivness, huh? As I said - I'm not one of them. I think it clearly shows that I don't speak chinese, right?

Автор: Patam 9.7.2006, 20:38

My is too bad speaking English... Or not?

Автор: Лапусиния 9.7.2006, 20:38

Lex47
Right

Автор: Igreinus 9.7.2006, 20:51

I think it is quiet nessesary to practice our foreign languages such methods. Pechabs, Star Wars help us to understand a lot of different english words and idioms. However, our vocabulary contains just some certain part of meaning, but such modern variants to improve our knowledge like listening, speaking about favorite things much better))

Автор: Death 9.7.2006, 22:09

Автор: Argatru 9.7.2006, 22:27

hey, guys, do you ever visit american part of internet? Their language is much different from yours...

Автор: Rogue 10 9.7.2006, 22:49

hey, guys, do you ever visit american part of internet? Their language is much different from yours...

Автор: Lex47 10.7.2006, 0:56

From ours - yeah, of course, no one ever doubted that. But from English - not too much, as far as I know. . Same language, you know. Just a little different. =)))

Автор: Argatru 10.7.2006, 1:06

Oh, come on! They're using numerals instead of letters, incomplete words etc. It's sometimes impossible to understand! Your language (and mine) are very familiar to literature and their's is not!

Автор: Dash Reedako 10.7.2006, 1:16

E'llo every1 =) Glad to see this kind of language-practicing here.
Maybe we can separate forum on 2 parts - eng one, and rus one? Or just create topics for foreign fans?

Автор: grizzly 10.7.2006, 2:03

are there any foreign fans in our god-forgotten forum? %)

Автор: Daemon05 10.7.2006, 2:04

lol
elder =)

Автор: Lex47 10.7.2006, 2:24

Argatru
Right, but what can you see in runet? Afftar, Medved-Preved and so on. It's very far from literary russian language too =).

Автор: CYPHER 10.7.2006, 3:37

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 13:13

Moderators Council - is the Light Side of the Posting. It is very useful.

Автор: TepMoc 10.7.2006, 13:15

Dash, grizzly
I suppose we should create an English interface for our forum to attract more English-speaking visitors :)

Автор: CYPHER 10.7.2006, 13:36

Корран Хорн
No, some of the moderators is on the dark side, they're is very dangerous.

Автор: Lex47 10.7.2006, 14:52

Jedirators vs. Sitherators... New Epic battle between light and darkness that will decide the fate of all inhabitants of this forum... Coming soon to your monitor!

Автор: Daemon05 10.7.2006, 15:22

TepMoc
heh
i think we should make an english interface for our files
clan-f maybe?

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 19:27

Sa1fer We must tern them to the light side or I'll do whst I must. Kill them all!
Who will be the First?

Автор: Лапусиния 10.7.2006, 19:57

Read this:

Автор: Daemon05 10.7.2006, 20:01

Лапусиния
translate this into normal language
i can't read all this shit
is it albanian?

Автор: Лапусиния 10.7.2006, 20:17

Daemon05
Can't read? Your trouble, not mine!

Автор: Lors 10.7.2006, 21:25

Hello evrybody! My english is bad, but I want practice and litle-litle learn him. Maybe sometime I can write you normal english.

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 21:50

lol
elder =)

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:12

Hey, gues! We can use there words likу "shit" or "fuck".
Elder, Daemon05 - you are on the dark side/ Stop, come back!!!

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:13

Hey, gues! We can use there words likу "shit" or "fuck".
Elder, Daemon05 - you are on the dark side/ Stop, come back!!!

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:15

Корран Хорн
No, some of the moderators is on the dark side, they're is very dangerous.

Автор: Daemon05 10.7.2006, 22:16

Elder
you're freakin' right, homie
wazzup

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:16

Mods are ok, thats users that make mods fell to dark side...

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:17

My English Friends! Let the Rebellion against bobrz on forum!

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:17

Elder
you're freakin' right, homie
wazzup

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:18

My English Friends! Let the Rebellion against evil moderators begin!

Автор: Daemon05 10.7.2006, 22:18

may the force ban be with you, corran horn

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:19

Doubleposting from admi - triple evil!!!

Friends! Join the Rebellion!

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:21

Im not moderator =\\\\\

Автор: Daemon05 10.7.2006, 22:23

Elder
:applaudin':
freakin' awesome

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:24

Doubleposting from admin - triple evil!!!

Friends! Join the Rebellion!
Together we will kill ourselfs with wall and taburetka!!!!!

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:27

Dear Elder could you pliz take and XXXL taburetka and hit my ass very hard with it? When you finished plz smash me to a wall or something...


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Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:32

ELDER - FUCKEN BOY! I go home!

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:32

I'll be back!


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Автор: TepMoc 10.7.2006, 22:33

ok

Автор: Корран Хорн 10.7.2006, 22:35

eLDER - you must realize you are dead!

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:36

eLDER - you must realixe you are dead!

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:37

Why you didnt killed me yet? Im sooooooooooooooooooo scared......

Автор: Elder 10.7.2006, 22:39

Onoz, im so scared my heart is bumping so fast, and then sexy girl enters room, and she has cream on her... oh crap forgot its not JC clan pirate forum... lol

Автор: Корран Хорн 11.7.2006, 10:38

Elder where are you? I hope, some-one killed you before me!
10% - BESPREDEL!!!

Автор: Lex47 11.7.2006, 14:19

Jeez, I come here and what do I see? Terrible, unbelivable, absolutely monstrous flood... Come on, have you nothing else to talk about in english?

Автор: Stalker 11.7.2006, 14:24

Hellow, My name is Elzin

Автор: Shin Ols 11.7.2006, 14:29

I bad dialect on english language, please speak slowly. ok ?

Автор: Лапусиния 11.7.2006, 14:35

No.

Автор: Shin Ols 11.7.2006, 14:45

I not speak with you, not climb

Автор: Dark Riva 11.7.2006, 16:19

May I take the part in your conversation in one of the most popular languages? By the way, I'm Kate.

Автор: Лапусиния 11.7.2006, 16:27

Shin Ols

Автор: Корран Хорн 11.7.2006, 18:18

Nice. Very nice. We have a game. Everybody must say their real name.
My name is Max.

Автор: TepMoc 11.7.2006, 18:21

Real names, yes? Oh well, I'm Andrey

Автор: Корран Хорн 11.7.2006, 18:23

Good, Andrey. Who will be the next?
What stupid silent?
People, lets TALK!

Автор: Лапусиния 11.7.2006, 18:28

TepMoc
Andrey? Did't know... It's so pleasant to see honour form moderator :rolf:

Автор: TepMoc 11.7.2006, 18:30

Well, now you know
What honour are you t'kin about?
"Rolf" is a Mitsubishi car dealer, and smile is encoded as "Rofl"

Автор: Сайгак 11.7.2006, 18:36

Wow...many changes here... So'a... I'm Dima, but some bustards call me Gogi (to tell the truth, I even enjoy it )
I suggest to talk about american part of SW industry, I mean internet... for example about sw.com - what's your opinion about it?..

Автор: Лапусиния 11.7.2006, 18:37

Smiles not works!!!

Автор: TepMoc 11.7.2006, 18:38

Сайгак
www.jcouncil.net is the best, that's all I know

Автор: Daemon05 11.7.2006, 18:46

TepMoc
rotflmao

ladies and gentlemen, do NOT believe him
his real name is Victor and he is 19 y/o

lol, btw, my name is Dae, yeah

ter, wtf, icq, plz

Автор: Сайгак 11.7.2006, 18:57

Сайгак
www.jcouncil.net is the best, that's all I know 

Автор: Daemon05 11.7.2006, 18:59

lol, let's talk 'bout girlz
where are they?
Heey?

p.s. 4646 posts %)

Автор: Skyoutcast 11.7.2006, 19:02

One girl just keep silence and smile. Its me. =)

Автор: Сайгак 11.7.2006, 19:03

One girl just keep silence and smile. Its me. =)

Автор: Daemon05 11.7.2006, 19:05

lol shaak ti

Автор: Сайгак 11.7.2006, 19:09

lol shaak ti

Автор: Skyoutcast 11.7.2006, 19:11

Ye? Dae said ТрУ! I have red face, white 2horns...I'm an alien

Автор: Daemon05 11.7.2006, 19:12

yeah, for sure
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3918/shaakti3il.jpg
lol

Автор: Skyoutcast 11.7.2006, 19:24

Yes, I am an alien and looking for zabrak! Hello!

Автор: Daemon05 11.7.2006, 19:28

and i'm lookin' for your brains mwahaha!

Автор: Сайгак 11.7.2006, 20:02

yeah, for sure
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3918/shaakti3il.jpg
lol

Ye? Dae said ТрУ! I have red face, white 2horns...I'm an alien 

Автор: [L.O.L.] DIMM 11.7.2006, 22:14

Mine it is bad to speak on english!
BUT!
What horseradish you here do!

Автор: Shin Ols 12.7.2006, 14:21

i dont understand

Автор: [L.O.L.] DIMM 13.7.2006, 12:04

УАТА ХЕЛЛ?

Sun Shine Reggae

Shin Ols
What do you no understand

Автор: Jedi Exile 13.7.2006, 12:16

Hi, I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC:
http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/



I own one Mac myself, and it's so awesome comparing to my 2 PCs.

Автор: Dacen 13.7.2006, 12:19

What is your name,Jedi Exile?

Автор: Shin Ols 13.7.2006, 12:20

DIMM
What you say ?
I a repetition, i dont understand

Автор: Jedi Exile 13.7.2006, 12:35

Dacen, Xanatos.

Автор: [L.O.L.] DIMM 13.7.2006, 12:38

Shin Ols
What do you no understand

Автор: Shin Ols 13.7.2006, 12:41

DIMM
I not understand that other speak

Автор: Корран Хорн 13.7.2006, 22:24

What is there?
Tere is no meaning in your talk!?
Lets talk about Expended Universe.
Do you enjoy it&

Автор: TepMoc 13.7.2006, 23:12

One word in Russian and two words in English:
Чайф, Lordi, Scorpions.

Автор: Respan 14.7.2006, 1:38

TepMoc
+1, excepting Lordi. Craig David is very good too btw, I was surprised and impressed by his vocal and by this virtuoso-boy.

Автор: Jedi Exile 14.7.2006, 5:10

LORDI is the most horrible "rock" group, that I've ever seen!
The best rock groups of all times are Nazareth, Rainbow, Led Zeppelin, Yes. Best Russian rock groups are Avtograf, Araks, Alpha.

Hey, you got to read this article. It's about Eurovision contest:
http://oper.ru/news/read.php?t=1051601723

Автор: TepMoc 14.7.2006, 9:29

Respan
He's a professional, that's true.

Автор: Корран Хорн 1.11.2006, 15:08

Hey guys! Nobodi knows english?

Автор: [L.O.L.] DIMM 1.11.2006, 15:49

May be i!

Автор: TepMoc 1.11.2006, 15:54

I know Englisch very vell. I learnet it from das book.

Автор: [L.O.L.] DIMM 1.11.2006, 15:59

TepMoc
Oh!
Where are you study English?

Автор: Tilo 1.11.2006, 16:09

Автор: [L.O.L.] DIMM 1.11.2006, 16:11

Автор: Tilo 1.11.2006, 16:51

What do you mean?

Автор: Jedi Exile 1.11.2006, 18:27

How much watches?

Автор: Moff Mewrek 2.11.2006, 13:22

Exile, you remind me of an old anecdote about my favourite Univercity. As some people may fail to know it, I'm goning to tell it right here and now.

Two ex-MGIMO students meet by exident somewhere abroad. They don't know each other and begin to talk:
- How much watch?
- Six o'cloch.
- Such much?!
- For whom how...
- MGIMO finished?
- Ask!



When I was a student, it was our favourite...

Автор: Jedi Exile 2.11.2006, 13:30

Moff Mewrek, hehe, I know that one, but my version is a little bit different.

Two "new russians" met in a foreign country. Both of them want to show to each other, how cool they are. So they start conversation:
How much watches?
Six o'clocks.
Such much?!
Whom how.
One of them look at the face of another, and suddenly he starts to understand.
Aaaaaa! Pedagogical institute?!
Noooo, Moscow univeRsity!


Everyone, read http://www.pravoslavie.ru/jurnal/061101171257 article! These people are ****ing right about young people of Russia!

Автор: Tilo 2.11.2006, 18:36

Автор: Valer 2.11.2006, 18:48

how much is the fish?

Автор: Lost Paradise 2.11.2006, 20:04

how much is the fish?

Автор: Elder 2.11.2006, 20:14

Who'll drink vodka with me, when i'll visit Moscow? (around 20-31 december)

Автор: Lost Paradise 2.11.2006, 20:17

Elder
I think TepMoc, grizzly, Respan and I=))
But if you will in Moscow, i'll try to organize a meeting=)

Автор: Tilo 2.11.2006, 21:31

Vodka is shit

Автор: Лапусиния 4.11.2006, 16:40

I'm white girl... but... u know, now i have one big black brother!

Автор: Tilo 4.11.2006, 20:58

Лапусиния

Автор: Stalker 4.11.2006, 21:08

Hi =) My name is Dima

Автор: Корран Хорн 4.11.2006, 21:09

Hi, Dima

Автор: Архивариус 4.11.2006, 21:39

Hello everybody!Oh!DriveShaft have song like this... with this words(fuc**ng LOST)

Автор: BogdanSkywalker 4.11.2006, 21:41

It's evolution, baby

Автор: Корран Хорн 4.11.2006, 21:41

Архивариус

You are DriveShaft fan because you're Charlie fan!

Автор: СиГиЗмУнД{Третий} 31.7.2009, 3:14

I have an idea. Many members of forum know foreign language (at least they say it :)
In this topic you can prove it. Write what languages do you know, how you learned them, do you have any practice, etc. Furthermore, you can write off the top of your’s head. I hope you'll keep up this topic.

Автор: Лост 31.7.2009, 3:18

Everybody speak words like "fuck" in England and USA. But it's censored in Russia. So, do you think, will I ban you when you say "fuck"?

PS I think my english is very bad but other people think different.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 3:19

Whoops. I'm late again :D Deleting my post, I mean.
Yes I think you'll ban me if I say f-word <_<

Автор: DVD 31.7.2009, 3:20

Sounds like a stupid idea.
Also, my english is sucks.

Автор: СиГиЗмУнД{Третий} 31.7.2009, 3:20

I have been studying English at school during eleven years. This year I passed the exam (NEF - National Examination Form) and my result is nighty four scores. The exam was rather easy. It was a pity that oral examination was abolished.
Moreover, I have been studying German since six grade, however, I couldn't learn it at all :)))

Oh, this word is so popular in american films, so I think it is not "bad word" yet :)))

Автор: Ilan Thorn 31.7.2009, 3:23

СиГиЗмУнД{Третий}
Smart idea. I approve and support -)

Лост
Rules are rules, whatever language user is speaking, aren't they? Ban 'em all.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 3:24

Ban them. Ban them now! Do it! © almost Palpy

Автор: Ilan Thorn 31.7.2009, 3:29

СиГиЗмУнД{Третий}
No offense, but I really don't get it. How did you manage to get a score this high if I can count three mistakes in your posts so far? And, off the record, my score is 80. No, something's definitely wrong here.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 3:31

Hey guys. I guess that really doesn't matter how much did each of you score... :) For example, I've never actually learned English, I hated my lessons, I refused to answer when teacher asked me to go to the blackboard and I never did my homework :D

Автор: СиГиЗмУнД{Третий} 31.7.2009, 3:34

Ilan Thorn
Sorry, my English is not perfect :) Besides, I'm tired and sad.
Nevertheless, write me these mistakes, please.

Автор: Ilan Thorn 31.7.2009, 3:35

Даниэла Крис
Yep, you're right. It doesn't matter at all and never actually did. At my university, that is. But still, onw thing about you confuses me: why did you hate your lessons that much? A personal conflict?

СиГиЗмУнД{Третий}
Allow me. Though all these mistakes are not quite important, just nuances =)
1. "at least they say it" - The meaning of this phrase would be confusing for an english-speaker as he thinks that "it" refers to "english". That's why the phraes is used as either "At least they say so" or "At least they say they do".
2. "during eleven years" - I've never seen or heard anyone using "during" with time. In all examples, it's "for eleven years".
3. "This year I passed the exam" - Once again, not very critical, but still. You've already passed it, haven't you? So, I guess, it should be in present perfect.

Автор: DVD 31.7.2009, 3:36

Даниэла Крис
Same thing. Exept for hating lessons. I'm really enjoy it. Of course, I'm still suck, but I'm the best in my group...

Автор: СиГиЗмУнД{Третий} 31.7.2009, 3:36

Цитата(Даниэла Крис @ 31.7.2009, 8:31)

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 3:37

Ilan Thorn
No, I loved my teacher and hated my lessons. ))) Just as any schoolkid does!)

Автор: Ilan Thorn 31.7.2009, 3:47

Даниэла Крис
Funny how it's always wrong with me. I hated my teacher (she pronounced "Paris" as "Perish", for god's sake!) and enjoyed lessons.

Автор: DVD 31.7.2009, 3:50

Ok, keep ignore me. It'd be great for my self-rating.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 3:57

Ilan Thorn
Did anyone tell you you're too concerned about details?) I can't even remember my first teacher's pronunciation!

DVD
We just dunno what to answer you, dude)

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 5:23

Look what we got here - Bane is back :D
Well, I didn't say I suck =)

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 5:34

You're always here, hiding and watching. =) The presence we haven't felt since... *turns and walks away*

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 5:40

Maybe Lost or McLeod, you know they're serious guys, "real fast, real bad".

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 5:52

Why. You can also 'throw yourself in a hot bath and cry' © .

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 5:54

Bye, bye, bye, my darling

Автор: DVD 31.7.2009, 6:36

Damn, you two just like a people on stupid record for audition. I'm hate this guys.

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 11:22

Bloody hell, this topic is a damn great idea! I wish it was me who came up with it 'cause I'm tired of being able to understand all these movies and shows but never having anyone around to speak to.

That line above is probably the longest sentence I've ever written in English o_O

Автор: Алекс Маклауд 31.7.2009, 12:24

Danya

Yes, I'm a real bad guy, but Jena says that I'm a good one. How do you think, who of us is right?

Автор: Butters 31.7.2009, 12:45

I think Jena

Автор: Праздный 31.7.2009, 12:51

IELTS 8.0

Kiss my shiny metal ass =)

Автор: Алекс Маклауд 31.7.2009, 13:04

Butters What makes you think so?

Bender I can only kick your shiny ass, for kisses you should go to Blue Oyster.

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 13:15

Don't quarrel, boys, Lost could be anywhere around watching us and crunching his banhammer ) As for me, I don't remember taking any exams apart from the standard school and university ones, so I'm sadly out of this little competition...

Автор: Butters 31.7.2009, 13:48

I think so because you are very good Admin

Автор: Корран 31.7.2009, 13:56

Yeah, that`s the thread forum really needed! I smell asslicking=)

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 14:02

OK, I could tolerate kissing, but licking - that's it. I suggest that we start a holy crusade in this thread and burn that hive of wretched scum and villainy, so-called "Blue Oyster", to the ground!

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 14:13

Hey guys, good morning ^^
Sithoid, how about a little Force Lightning breakfast?)
McQuack, I think it's me who's right. ;)

Автор: Демон 31.7.2009, 14:18

Even with our sucking english we post more deliberate messages than americans on their imageboards, yeah

Автор: DIMM 31.7.2009, 14:23

doh

Автор: Корран Маклауд 31.7.2009, 14:29

Long time ago in a galaxy far far away... https://www.jcouncil.net/topic4519.html =)

Автор: Алекс Маклауд 31.7.2009, 14:29

Now we post the same messages, thank you, Gomer. Thx to you way of posting I've always known that you're from USA.

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 14:50

This thread obviously lacks a topic, I can already see it dying. Can we please find one in order to save it?

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 15:04

Sithoid, I ask you one more time: how about a little Force Lightning breakfast?

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 15:12

D. Chriece
Thanks, I'll pass =) It's better to be hungry but in one piece than... well, than otherwise.

Wait... OH SHI~! Since when did you become Daniella again?!

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 15:16

-___-
Well you NEED that Force Lighting breakfast.
First. I am DANIELA. Not DANIELLA, not DENIELA, not DANILA. If you can't get that, use Danny.
Second. My sirname is Chris.
You got it?

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 15:26

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 15:29

Hey, dontcha know how do they make the long names short? Benjamin=Benny, Thomas=Tommy etc.

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 15:31

Well, that's probably how Daniela became Daniella. Your name just got shortened =)

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 15:33

-___- I hate you.

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:04

My two cents: this name is correctly spelled Daniella, with double L. Fail xD

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:05

Bennet
You need some Force Lightning breakfast, too. This is you who has failed. My name is not English. :)

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:07

My, so it's a parody on a real name? Oh crap.

Автор: DVD 31.7.2009, 16:08

Erm... Who cares? It's her case, isn't it?

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:08

Well you'll never know the history of this nickname.)

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:08

You already had told me that story, remember?

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:09

I didn't tell you everything. Just a part of it.

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:11

Nobody cares.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:15

He-he. You're just jealous 'cause I had my $10.

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:16

That's no big deal. Anyone can earn even more in a week.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:18

Anyone but you.)

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:23

I'm lazy =P and I won't go there and post 700 more messages just to prove you are wrong, you ill-mannered mocker.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:23

What's the matter? CHICKEN?!

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 16:25

ok, NOW I've completely lost the point of your discussion...

Автор: Демон 31.7.2009, 16:25

Why do you argue? Let's have some fun and dancing, let's give flowers to each other, let's make *f-word* shining Broadway musical!

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:26

Daniela
*yawns* You are boring. And believe me, I have more important things to do. So eat your own words.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:28

Sithoid, just some asskicking, nothing special.)

Bennet, it's rude to speak that way to girl)))
And your important things are nothing but flood. Pitiful.

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:29

You wanna fight? You won't have it. And I would appreciate if you stopped trolling me, please.

Автор: Демон 31.7.2009, 16:29

Oh, yeah, nobody hears me *facepalm*

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:30

Bennet
Failed you have. Trolling you, I was not. Hmmm.

Demon
I hear you, honey. Don't cry

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 16:34

Demon
You hippie scum!

D.C.
As it was noticed in a nearby thread, our rudness is just an inevitable conscequence of the whole feminist "equal rights" thing. After all, eating words is not nearly as painful as eating Force lightnings.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:36

Sithoid
I'm used to pain. *sigh* and to Force Lightning...

Автор: Демон 31.7.2009, 16:37

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 16:39

Demon
When I am king, you will be first against the wall. ©

*looking for the second one*

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:42

Sithoid, a second one for what? Can it be me?

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 16:48

D.C.
You said it yourself. OK, you will be second against the wall.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:49

*checking my armor* okay, that's right. Do your worst.

Автор: Демон 31.7.2009, 16:55

Sithoid
You fail, I'll die as an old man at the hands of Daniela! Oh, wait, what did I said?! :O

Автор: Bennet 31.7.2009, 16:57

People, you disgust me. =\ pazaak anyone?

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 16:57

Holy crap... what can one match of Pazaak do... O_O

Автор: Sithoid 31.7.2009, 16:58

>at the hands
>whait
>what did I said?!

Behold! The howling dephts of fail are here.

Автор: Демон 31.7.2009, 16:59

Автор: Алекс Маклауд 31.7.2009, 17:06

I'm you king, who's to be against the wall?

Автор: Даниэла Крис 31.7.2009, 17:07

Rape me, my friend! ©

Автор: grizzly 1.8.2009, 1:03

Is the word 'fuck' tolerated in here? :-D

Автор: DVD 1.8.2009, 1:06

Nope. Read reply #2.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 1.8.2009, 1:07

We haven't decided it yet

Автор: Eddie 1.8.2009, 1:13

Oh shi~, Dany can creat flood even English, omfg.

Автор: DVD 1.8.2009, 1:17

It's unstoppable, yep.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 1.8.2009, 1:31

Eddie, I've lost my grip. :( When I was 15 I could flood 5 pages of REAL FLOOD in 2 hours with 2 friends only.

Автор: Eddie 1.8.2009, 1:34

Please, don't tell me, that you means "Force Grip", please no. I HATE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Автор: Даниэла Крис 1.8.2009, 1:38

No, I just mean that I was a better flooder before. Here I just relax from that boring 'always-do-as-rules-say' admin life.)

Автор: Eddie 1.8.2009, 1:40

Автор: Даниэла Крис 1.8.2009, 1:47

Yeah, ur right) but there's always a place when I can go and make some stupid things. JC is something like a country house for me.

*whispers* well McLeod uses my place for the same things. He FLOODS there. Yeah.) 'Cause he cannot do it here.

Автор: Sithoid 1.8.2009, 2:12

Автор: DVD 1.8.2009, 2:14

That conversation is realy [f-word]ing annoying. And I dunno why.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 1.8.2009, 2:20

DVD, get into it! :)

Автор: Sithoid 1.8.2009, 2:37

I know why. Like I said, we lack a topic. The language itself doesn't provide it, so we're trying to say just something which turns out to be rather silly.

Автор: Алекс Маклауд 1.8.2009, 2:37

Автор: Даниэла Крис 1.8.2009, 2:40

Алекс Маклауд
70 posts just where postcount was on ;))) You have much more posts where it is off)
And if I remember I wrote less than 100 messages in my first 5 months on JC, too.)

Автор: Brodiaga 6.8.2009, 4:49

quoi? *_*

Автор: Даниэла Крис 6.8.2009, 5:00

Brodiaga
Tout ga ne me plait pas. Je ne parle pas francais .

Автор: DVD 6.8.2009, 5:25

I hate u both. U and your fckng french.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 6.8.2009, 5:28

DVD
Give in to your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.

Автор: DVD 6.8.2009, 5:33

Автор: Bennet 6.8.2009, 13:27

I thought other languages are not tolerated here. Honto ka?

Автор: Демон 6.8.2009, 18:02

Messieurs! Je n'ai mange pas pendant six jours! Geben sie mir bitte etwas kopek auf dem stueck brot! (с)

Автор: Даниэла Крис 6.8.2009, 18:07

Ololo pish pish, I am an idiot, kill me someone!

Demon, what did you say? I don't speak French, I already told... I just know some phrases T_T

Автор: Демон 6.8.2009, 18:12

You didn't read "12 chairs"? Ololo

Автор: Даниэла Крис 6.8.2009, 18:13

I tried but it was too hard for me when I was 9 XDDD and I had no time to read it later...

Автор: Sithoid 6.8.2009, 18:13

He just quoted the Kitty Sparrow's phrase, but managed to correct his grammar... The word "monsieur" is, though, misspelled.

UPD: Oops, my bad. I've already forgotten that the "Mon" part changes too...

Автор: Демон 6.8.2009, 18:16

Kitty Sparrow sounds like cute girl's name

Автор: DVD 6.8.2009, 18:17

"Sparrow", lol. Don't translate names. That's da rule.

Автор: Sithoid 6.8.2009, 18:17

Maybe she's Jack Sparrow's sister.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 6.8.2009, 18:19

DVD, If I was not translating names I wouldn't be Daniela Chris XDDD

Автор: DVD 6.8.2009, 18:20

Dammit, there is 14-years old nazi girl from Novosibirsk in local forum. I don't understand something in that life.

Автор: Sithoid 6.8.2009, 18:26

Is she a Grammar nazi or a fascist one?

Автор: DVD 6.8.2009, 18:45

The second one.

Автор: Sithoid 6.8.2009, 18:52

That kind of nazism is terribly obsolete...

Автор: DVD 6.8.2009, 18:55

Exar Kun is obsolete, lol.

Автор: Корран 10.8.2009, 6:16

Dammit, thread is dying!

Автор: Даниэла Крис 10.8.2009, 6:28

Oh crap, we can't let this happen!!!

Автор: Корран 11.8.2009, 16:54

Let`s save it. I`m surprised how fast it silenced.

Автор: Sithoid 11.8.2009, 17:02

<bullshit>
I'm eager to agree, though still, on the other hand and from certain point of view it can be a little completely otherwise to a degree.
</bullshit>

Автор: Корран 12.8.2009, 4:16

Well, that`s truly a bullshit.

Автор: Даниэла Крис 12.8.2009, 4:30

Most impressive. =\

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 10:10

Hello People, It`s a nice day Yea?

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 10:24

Nope. It could've been nice if it was not for winter.

Автор: Commander Ἠέλ 23.2.2010, 11:06

My name is Denis. I do my homework every day. London is the capital of Great Britain.

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 11:10

No London is the capital of British Empire. Oiii sorry It was A capital of British Empire.
I don`t do my homework every day, I hate it

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 11:32

It shows.

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 11:39

It was Joke, I know it`s a bad joke.

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 11:46

All jokes are bad. For the one who jokes.

Автор: Десантник отряда Буран 23.2.2010, 11:49

Hello from Blizzard Force.

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 11:51

And here I was, thinking that it was "Blizzard Squad". Well, "Blizzard Company", at least.

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 11:52

Someone Like Wow. Maybe he is Zombie ?

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 11:57

Blizzard Company sounds great )
Also, is it just me or dr. Watson's last post can't be deciphered at all?

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 12:01

I find my lack of faith disturbing :( Doctor, what should I do?

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 12:02

Green, I like Green. Peace an Love my friends. Maybe We must be a Hippie. I love peace. I remember one song where lyrics was: Make love not war.
But What Does it mean?

To Danny:
Let`s Dance^_^

Автор: Apkārtstaigājošs 23.2.2010, 12:03

Вам не влом, а? Так английский все равно не выучишь) Если грамар-наци пройдется по этой теме, тут будут ацкие муки)

Автор: DARTH_PLAGUEIS 23.2.2010, 12:06

I hate wow, people become mushrooms with it T_T

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 12:06

What did he say? I don`t Know this language, but I think it is Russian

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 12:08

Hail Grammar Nazi! :D
Mr. Idle, there are at least three Grammar Nazi here (me, Ilan, Sithoid) and we see all the horror of what others (and we sometimes) write, but damn this topic is not for learning, it's for fun :D

Автор: Десантник отряда Буран 23.2.2010, 12:08

Ilan Thorn, Blizzard Force is not a my fantasy: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Blizzard_Force

Grammar nazi? He is coming for you.

Автор: DARTH_PLAGUEIS 23.2.2010, 12:08

He sad that we are fooling around...

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 12:09

Apkārtstaigājošs
As for me, I'm compensating. I don't know any native-speaking places where I could just chit-chat, and watching or playing something in English always makes me wanna speak. Of course I'd appreciate any Nazi help, but I don't think there is anyone with enough time :)

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 12:09

http://www.lastfm.ru/music/David+Bowie/+videos/+1-OyVjdQXNs9s

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 12:10

Sithoid
May the Deviantart and the English-speaking forums be with you! :)))

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 12:13

BTW I know English, maybe not so good like you but know. Sometimes I do strange mistakes.

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 12:13

Apkārtstaigājošs
"English, muthafucka, do you speak it?!"

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 12:16

Peace n` Love, my friends, maybe we will speak without any bad words ?

http://www.lastfm.ru/music/John+Lennon/_/Imagine

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 12:17

Danny Murderface
That's the problem, the same I'm having on every unfamiliar forum: what to speak of? I used to browse theforce.net and I often visit the Game Maker forum, but basically it's all about some particular things. No room for long discussions.

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 12:24

Автор: Доктор Ватсон 23.2.2010, 12:30

What do You think about our Future ?

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 12:30

Sithoid
Well I don't know that problem! I used to visit the official Back To The Future forum back in 2007 and I always had what to speak about there since I'm a big fan of BTTF. ^^
I even made a friend there, a middle-aged woman with strange nickname bttf4444, finally I got lost about how to call her and I asked her to tell me "some human-like name to call her" =) She told me the name but nothing more about herself... she always said she likes more to talk about BTTF than about herself. Strange woman. O_o

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 12:32

Here we don't have any particular subject and therefore all discussions die. So it seems there's no escape - with or without the subject, either way the topic is doomed.

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 12:32

Danny Murderface
Aha! I always knew women ARE strange!
No offence.

Автор: Commander Ἠέλ 23.2.2010, 13:47

Вот э стрейндж везер тудей. Вен ай лукап он термометр ит воз эбаут -4 дегриз, бат вен ай вент аут - ит торнд аут зет зере из рили хат. Энд нау айм свэти энд фил а литтл сик. Энд итс ол бикоз оф дэмн факин сан(((

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 14:12

Sithoid
So we need just to find the subject, dude =)

Ilan Thorn
You are strange yourself. Does it mean you are a woman? :)

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 14:17

Danny Murderface
I'm not strange. I just have a certain personality disorder. That's more like a disease. But "strange" is not a disease, it's character type.

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 14:24

You are not like anyone I met before, that's quite a reason to be determined as "strange", as for me. :)

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 14:42

Well, people ARE different, aren't they?

Автор: Sithoid 23.2.2010, 14:42

Автор: Ilan Thorn 23.2.2010, 14:47

Definetely. Not. Funny.

Автор: Danny Murderface 23.2.2010, 14:51

Sithoid, it's hard to kiss through the internet. Actually... no one ever did that. Maybe I should try it on dogs first.