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 50 Ways to Kill a Jedi |
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 18.3.2011, 3:45
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Если бы Реван научил свое детище по имени НК-47 хореографии, не исключено, что этот рыжий няшка поведал бы Изгнаннице о способах умерщвления джедаев в песне и танце. Ниже приведенные стихи - переделанная песня Пола Саймона "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover". Взято отсюда.
Bought the last part I needed from some vendor on the street, With a few repairs the rusty robot was complete, And then he turned around and called me a bag of meat, He was my newest droid ally. He said his memories had been wiped down to the core, Of his former master Revan, he confessed knew no more, And all the diodes down his left side were feeling a little sore, But he remembered fifty ways to kill a Jedi... ... fifty ways to kill a Jedi. "Snipe'em in the back, Jack, In the Makashi stance, Lance, Mine the place to hell, Elle, Bury them in debris. They seem psychic, Rick, So don't overplan, Stan, If you wait too long, Shaun, They'll sense immediately. Strike down their allies, Sly, Shoot the Padawan, Ron, They'll rush to defend, Ben, I will guarantee. Just poison the air, Blair, Toss a grenade, Nate, But much preferably, Lee, Please leave them to me." The droid learned of the HK-50s hounding at our feet, He got pissed and swore up and down that they were all dead meat, He vowed he'd find their factory, and with a bag of Permacrete Blow the whole thing to the sky. I told him of a Scottish Sith Lord whom I could not hurt, It seemed no matter how many Force powers I'd exert, But the droid said Sith and Jedi were just two sleeves of one shirt, And there were fifty ways to kill a Jedi... ... fifty ways to kill a Jedi. "He'll heal himself, Ralph, Use doubt to stop that, Matt, Assassinate him, Jim, Psychologically. He's the Lord of Pain, Shane, But break down his will, Bill, Just talk him to death, Jeff, The Force will set him free." Сообщение отредактировал Bennet - 18.3.2011, 3:50 -------------------- Asari are blue,
The Normandy's grey. Report to the ship - We'll bang, okay? |
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