Я думал, что он это она.


Garrus: All right, my turn. What’s the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?

Joker: Uh... I give up.

Garrus: Correct!

Joker: All right big guy. What do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?

Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.

Joker: Gotta respect the classics!

Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?

Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari councilor for help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward. How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?

Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Joker: You’re shitting me! The Turian military has one about me?

Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.

Joker: All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills.

Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what’s the hardest part about treating the turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.

Сообщение отредактировал Molly - 16.3.2012, 4:19