What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

The name of this entertainement is
Women lose weight
Our first years of mariage everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat so much food
But no

Your shallow
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth

But how if desire's is not there
That's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My happiness i doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed
When you gonna leave your wife
I tell her soon mommy soon i assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

My plans against or shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And i can't swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick
I guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler
And sent her clean over the divider
"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call
(from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
(had me) leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So i selfishly persue
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss
Kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please

Screamin "who done took my heart" acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt could adress, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
How i took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss
I killed her

What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage healthy
Do you know what i mean?
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler

Peace

Я послушал, и никаких положительных эмоций у меня она не вызвала (ни музыка, ни текст).

песня о последствиях злоупотребления абсента, очень душевно

Ух ты, скажи, откуда ты все это берешь?

БИТВА

1. На поле Куликовом
Раздолье да ковыль,
Здесь Русские дружины
Врага стирали в пыль!
Здесь Русь восстала духом,
Здесь кончилась орда,
Здесь верили, что сгинет
Зараза навсегда…

2. Я вышел к полю битвы
В доспехах и с мечом.
От жажды дикой крови
Всё было нипочём!
Мой взор устал от скверны,
Мой слух терзала ложь,
А мой кулак железный
Сжимал Славянский нож!

Бридж: Битва с чёрноюордой
Жжёт восставшие сердца.
Вступит мир в последний бой
До победного…

Фальш-куплет:
Из ноженПересвета
Взлетел победный меч…

3. Пылает поле битвы
И кровь бурлит рекой!
Поставлена отметка
За гибельной чертой.
Служителям измены
Могильщикам атак,
Ведь их гнилые души
Поверг победный флаг!

Припев 1:
Проснись,восстань!
Беда пришла в твой край!
Проснись! Восстань!
Спаси свой Рай!

4. Мы – гордые потомки,
Хранители Руси!
Ты имя Славянина
С достоинством носи!
Закроем Русь от грязи
В лихой недобрый час!
А коли в землю ляжем
Так это ж только раз…

Бридж.

Припев 1.

Припев 2:
Возьми своймеч,
Чтоб дом родной сберечь.
Не дай врагу
Пожар разжечь!

5. На битву с дураками
И гибельной ордой
Поднимутся герои
Моей земли родной!
Но времена другие –
Мечи не рубят мразь.
И хлынула потоком Орды несметной грязь.

Бридж.

ЯД МАРЕНЫ

1. Город, ночь и свет,
Запах тьмы
Режет нервы Луны,
Дразнит смелые сны…
Похоть, страх и боль
В их глазах –
Там цветы не нужны,
Чувства там не важны…

Бридж:
Позади двери зла и закон,
Впереди или ад, или трон!

2. Внезапно…
Яркой вспышкой грёз
Станет мир
Соблазнительных губ
Вожделенной мечты,
Чары блеском глаз
Манят мозг
За границы миров
Неземной красоты…

Бридж:
Тело ждёт бунтарей
Жарких чар!
Кровь кипит,
В сердце страсть и пожар!

Припев:
Яд Марены –
Кружева и похоть соблазна,
Яд Марены –
Манит цепко в сети оргазма грёз…

3.
Опасный…
Острый след стрелы
Бездной звёзд
Зажигает огни на пути королей!
Пьяный мёд любви
Дразнит мир
Сумасшествием слов
Молодых бунтарей!

Бридж:
Близок суд,
И закон, словно бронь,
Огласит новый
Крест и Огонь!

Horses In The Sky

Oh my broken lamb
I worry when you cry
Baby's gonna fetch ya
Horses in the sky

Though dead hands ring the garden
And these are violent times
And violence brings more violence
And liars bring more lies

Though we was born defeated
Worried, tired and scared
And monsters build mean robots
Launching rockets into the air

And the wealth of our nations
Fed on angel blood
And our cities shot with moneyed schemes
Built on twigs and mud

And our schools look like prisons
And our prisons look like malls
And downtown's just a sick parade
Where no-one cares at all

And our hero's all died crazy
Broken, poor or shot
Let's celebrate their tragedy
And sanctify the loss

And manifest the daydream
Like those who fell before
And glorify our small attempts
And hate ourselves no more

Blow words between these sucker's teeth
And bind these panicked hands
Lose your heart like a clumsy bell
Please be well

And all i true love
Is the light
In my sister's darling eyes

Teddy Roosevelt'S Guns

Canada oh canada i never been your son
You're a genteel rent boy
Choking on your tongue
And your bankers' vain plazas never nurtured no-one

And concrete expanses laying fallow in the sun
And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug

And your grown-ups all gone bankrupt and your children all on drugs
And your children are on drugs
And your doe-eyed policemen demanding more guns
And your distained farmers waiting on the flood

Canada oh canada i ain't ever been your kin
Overfed and easily led and twisting in the wind
Your senators all in diapers and stinking of gin

Shop and save
Beneath the western sun
Bought and paid for
Teddy roosevelt's guns

God Bless Our Dead Marines


They put angels in the electric chair
Straight-up angels in the electric chair

And no-one knew or no-one cared
But burning stars lit up their hair
And burning stars lit up their hair
And crawled to heaven on golden stairs

And oh! How we to and fro! To and fro! To and fro!

This is our torched estates
(and we are your sweet mistakes)

And all them vulgar kings on their dirty thrones
Who among us will avenge miss nina simone?

There's fresh meat in the club tonight
God bless our dead marines

Someone had an accident
Above the burning trees
While somewhere distant peacefully
Our vulgar princes sleep
Dead kids dont get photographed
God bless our dead marines

The hungry and the hanged
The damaged and the done
Striving 'long this spinning rock
Tumbling past the sun
Get through this life without killing anyone
And consider yourself golden

Lost a friend to cocaine
Couple friends to smack
Troubled hearts map deserts
And they rarely do come back
Lost a friend to oceans
Lost a friend to hills
Lost a friend to suicide
Lost a friend to pills
Lost a friend to monsters
Lost a friend to shame
Lost a friend to marriage
Lost a friend to blame
Lost a friend to worry and
Lost a friend to wealth
Lost a friend to stubborn pride
And then i lost myself

I love my dog and she loves me
The world's a mess and so are we
She tumbles long green muddy fields
Sick with joy and glee
And as she dreams sweet puppy dreams
Whimpering gently

There's fresh meat in the club tonight
God bless our dead marines
Someone had an accident
Above the burning trees
While somewhere distant peacefully
Our vulgar princes sleep
Dead kids dont get photographed
God bless this century

When the world is sick can't no one be well
But i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong